Last Words Quotes

Best Last Words – The Ends of Wisdom 

 

A sign on a trash can near the Security check-in at an airport stated: “Your liquids have reached their final destination.”

All kiosks sell bus tickets.

All buses go where you want to go.

All people in Greece speak English.

All people in Greece speak Greek.

Motorcycles don’t ride on the sidewalks in Athens.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I’m sure I locked the door. (or did I?)

This is going to be a piece of cake (i.e. really easy).

I won’t forget!

I don’t remember dropping the skunk; but I do remember trying to breathe.
Ken Davis

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx

No, I didn’t lose my mind. It got scared and ran away.

I know this great shortcut we can take.

Greencard? What Greencard? (a response to a Customs Officer from someone coming to the U.S.A. on a one-way ticket.)

I’ll be right back.

This will only take a minute.

There’s no need to call someone; I can fix this.

I’ll start my diet in the morning.

I’ll be home soon.

What do you mean, did I read the instructions?

It was an accident.

Who needs a roadmap?

Oops!

Did someone put something in the oven?

The dog ate my homework.

I do. (or, I will; usually spoken by couples at weddings)

Don’t worry.

We’ve got lots of time to finish this.

You won’t need an umbrella; it’s not going to rain.

Before I speak, I have something important to say. Groucho Marx

I can back up the computer tomorrow.

Too late… sorry.

Oh, no!